Only thing better than a smart girl, is a smart girl into freaky shit on the low.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
If you grab my hips or run your fingertips over my lower stomach we’re having sex.
there are people who can have sex with no strings attached
and there’s nothing wrong with that
but if you know you’re not that person
then don’t act like you are
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart